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- Were you aware that
100,000 people die each year

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from irritable bowel syndrome?

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That's more than
the amount of people

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that die from suicide
and pneumonia combined.

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- There's no way that's true.

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I didn't think IBS killed.

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- Oh, it's true.

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- And where did you
get this information?

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- Are you ready to order?

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- Yes, I'm starving.

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- What's your personality type?

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- I can't remember.

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- Mine's ESTJLRT.

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- And the extra letters are?

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- Because I have an
extra big personality.

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- Oh my gosh, dating you is like

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dating one of
those gym machines.

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- Leg press?

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- No, the--
- Lap pull?

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- No, it's like the--
- Stationary row.

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- Sure, I don't care.

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- Does this shirt
make me look fat?

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- What?

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- You're getting off topic.

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- I'm breaking up with you.

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- But I'm in the most best
clubs and schools and stuff.

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- My Uber's here.

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- Wait, are you for real?

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I don't think she's coming back.

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(mellow electronic music)

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(breathing heavily)

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- Oh!

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- Well, Swan, here we are again

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at the International Beats
with Mouth Competition.

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It's sure to be a good year.

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What do you think?

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- I think you sure
look beautiful tonight.

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- And so does my husband.

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(laughing)

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We have the Melodogs tearing
up the stage this year.

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- [Swan] Oh, you're so
right it's wrong, Stale.

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- [Stale] Look at them go!

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(lively music)

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- Found it!

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- Cloney, look at you.

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You're pathetic.

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Your hair is an absolute mess,

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you have lipstick in your teeth,

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and is, is that a
homeless guy tailing you?

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I don't understand
why you can't do

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what I tell you to do the
way that I tell you to do it.

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God, the Musicats are
doomed with you nitwits.

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Screw up your solo, and
I will get my revenge.

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- Don't worry, if I screw it
up, I'll get revenge on myself.

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- You better.

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(crowd cheering)

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- Melodogs, stay!

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Musicats, you've gotta
be kitten me right now.

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Why don't you take a
meow-ment to appreciate

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our purr-fect performance.

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But for real, try not
to mark your territory.

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Ooh.

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- Paws in, ladies.

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One, two, three.

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(meowing)

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- I can't believe the Musicats

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made it to the finals
this year, who knew?

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- [Swan] Who knew?

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- This is the first
all-feline group

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to make it to the IBWMC, Swan.

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- You are right, Stale.

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- And this will be interesting,
because the Musicats,

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they can't typically meow
their way to victory.

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They're going to have do
some real meow-capella.

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(laughing)

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People do think they sing well,

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but I'm sure it's their
finely-tuned bodies.

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In fact, that's
exactly what it is.

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Have you seen the
movie "Click", Swan?

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I wish I had one
of those remotes

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so I could fast forward through
this performance right now.

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- Or we could pause time for us.

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(farting)

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(coughing)

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(audience grumbling)

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- [Stale] Look at that
fog, it is so thick

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you could cut it
with a butter knife.

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- This is a turn of events.

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It's like driving
over a misty lake

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early in the morning.

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(coughing)

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- [Stale] Oh, oh,
it's in my mouth.

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(gasping)

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(upbeat electronic music)

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- Hi there, welcome
to Morton Triversity!

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What dorm?

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- Uh, Bigtall, I think.

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- Oh, so you're looking
for 420-friendly.

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So then you're going to just
go straight down this pathway

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and you're gonna take a
left at the coffee shop,

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and right then you'll--

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* Then you shot that
plain-clothes cop *

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- You're in college,
knock it off!

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- Mom!

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There's a cute girl over there!

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- I don't care!

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- Here is your
official rape trumpet.

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Just give it a little toot
in case of an emergency.

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- Cool, thanks.

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Hey, what's your name?

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My name's Wrecka.

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Chinny Chin, is that your name?

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Well, you don't have
to worry about talking.

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Don't you worry your
little chinny-chin-chin.

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Okay.

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What?

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- All right, Mom.

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I'm gonna go now.

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- It's okay, it's okay.

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- Have fun, honey.

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- Now, don't go
joining any of those

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a capella groups
while you're here.

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I always hated those groups.

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- Okay.

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- He's right, or
we'll disown you.

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(laughing)

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- But seriously.

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- Okay, bye.

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- They grow up so fast.

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- Chinny Chin, welcome
to the Wrecka deck.

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There's nowhere else
that has this setup.

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Don't touch this.

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(mellow music)

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(animal growling)

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What is under your bed?

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(playful music)

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(knocking)

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- Hey!
- Hey.

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- Brony.

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- Uh, nope, Besse.

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- Okay, um, maybe it's
a lot, but you know,

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there's nothing more
majestic than the thought

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of me riding a magical horse.

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- Uh, I mean, whatever
floats your boat.

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- I'm not totally weird.

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I mean, there's a ton of
Bronies out there, by the way.

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Oh, and I can do magic too.

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Crap, that's not right.

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(knocking)

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- Hey, my sweet little girl.

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It's been such a long time.

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- Dad, I'm your daughter.

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- Oh, oh, my bad.

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I'm Wrecka's dad, Dr. Tickle.

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I teach Tickling 101.

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See how good I am at it?

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- No, dad, dad, stop, stop.

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- Let's show your
roommate, come on.

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- No.

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- Tickle tickle!

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Come here, come
on, tickle tickle.

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It works with Wrecka, come here.

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- No, no, no no no, stop.

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- Just a little more,

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just a little more.
- Stop, Dad, stop!

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I said stop.

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- Okay, fine.

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- Don't you have a class
to teach or something?

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- I'm just making sure
you're getting involved,

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getting plugged in.

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- I've got Chinny
Chin, she's all I need.

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- I'm leaving.

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- I'm gonna guide her,
so I'm gonna go with her.

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Bye, Dad.

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(playful music)

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- Hey, wanna join the Bronies?

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Yay or neigh?

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- Bro, no, she
can't join the club.

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- Why not?

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- It doesn't matter.

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I'm not so sure
I want to anyway.

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- And what's that
supposed to mean?

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- I dunno, it's just kinda lame.

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- You're lame!

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You don't know anything!

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- Hey, calm down, calm down.

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He's triggered
now, are you happy?

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- Sorry.

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- Bye, Felicia.

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- But I'm not.

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- I know the group
you wanna join.

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- As long as it's not
the Punching Each Other

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in the Face Group,
then I'm fine.

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- Oh, they're cooler than a
Popsicle on a summer's day.

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In Morton, there's only
one true group of men.

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The Melodogs.

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(blowing kazoo)

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The pit bulls of Morton,
the kings of the dog pound.

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- [Besse] So choreographed
marking of territory, then.

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(howling)

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- That's right.

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- Man, how is it that the
punching each other guys group

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can get members, but we can't?

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- Keep it together.

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There is a group of beautiful
Italian Vogue models

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just waiting to
join, I can feel it.

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I'm not giving up.

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Where are the models that
shave every four hours?

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- And if they don't
shave every four hours?

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- Unacceptable.

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- Hi!
- Oh, hi.

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- Hi!

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Do you like a
capella, can you sing,

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do you know how to sing,
do you like singing?

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- Yeah, kinda.

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- Okay, follow me.

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* Mommy made me mash
my MandMs, oh no *

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* Mommy made me mash
my MandMs, oh no *

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- What's your name?

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- Skinny Sally.

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- You call yourself
Skinny Sally?

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- Yeah, it's so the other
fatties don't call me Bones,

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Twiggy, Beanpole, or Kate Moss.

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- I guess we'll see you at the
auditions then, Skinny Sally.

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I guess she'll do.

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(mellow music)

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(gasping)

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- Her!

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- Cloney, I already
have to put up with you.

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How am I supposed to
put up with that too?

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- Hi!

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I see you like music.

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Do you like a capella too?

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It's basically music.

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- Um, it's not really my thing.

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- Oh, but it could me.

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I mean, we're just a
bunch of low-key girls

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who like to hang around,
making noises with our mouth.

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Okay, see, there are four
major musical groups on campus.

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There's the Musicats, that's us.

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We're basically the best.

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And then there's
the Harmonuggies.

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- [Wrecka] Harmonuggies?

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- Who even named their group?

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Then the Concertots,
who for some reason

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like to dance as babies.

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And then of course there's.

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Oh, I see you have a
tattoo, I have a tattoo!

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Of course, the tattoo
artist was a little drunk

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when he did mine, but.

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- Okay.

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- You should audition.

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- I don't think so.

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Sounds kinda dumb.

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- Don't ever say that!

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A capella is my life.

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- She's sorry.

261
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,103
You should really come audition.

262
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,038
- We performed at the
White House, you turd.

263
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,472
- Okay, it was a Lego model.

264
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,909
What I think she's
trying to say is,

265
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,476
we're just trying to get
back to the Stinkin Center

266
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,046
this year, and we're looking
for a few good girls.

267
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:26,880
Think about it?

268
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,284
- Well, I don't sing.

269
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,587
I just drop sick beats
with my laptop, sorry.

270
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,892
And sometimes I
drop my laptop too.

271
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,829
- Think about it!

272
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,098
- I give up, we're done.

273
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,934
We are done, and
I don't know how

274
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,201
we're gonna recover now.

275
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,270
- What, are you
gonna toot again?

276
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,039
- I have this under
control, okay?

277
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,342
(farting)

278
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,610
Sorry, I'm sorry.

279
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,411
- [Cloney] Laundry!

280
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,050
- Just go over and say hi.

281
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,484
- Okay.
- Yeah.

282
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,786
- Okay, I can do
this, I got this.

283
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,288
Stay calm, stay calm.

284
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,657
Just stay calm, okay,
everybody stay calm!

285
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,892
Calm down, this is--

286
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,626
- I think they're cool,
I think they're cool.

287
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,869
- Hi, I'm Kenji Orangebottom.

288
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,470
(laughing)

289
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,705
- I'm sorry, is
your bottom orange,

290
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,307
or does it just smell like 'em?

291
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,945
- You guys sang for
my 18th birthday,

292
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,313
and I've been
touched ever since.

293
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,615
- You must have us confused.

294
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,652
- No, no, Thumper, I love you.

295
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,455
I love you more than the
Beliebers love Justin.

296
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,957
When you sang "Happy
Birthday" to me,

297
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,859
I thought I was
going to lose it.

298
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,260
You're my idol.

299
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,828
Oh, and you got me into magic!

300
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,769
And now I levitate!

301
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,305
Can someone help a Brony out?

302
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,307
- Yeah, dude,
friendship is magic!

303
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,183
- Awesome.

304
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,519
What was your name
again, Kenya, Chia Pet?

305
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,989
Listen, I want you to do two
more magic tricks for me.

306
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,858
Number one, make
a barf bag appear.

307
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,362
Number two, you disappear.

308
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,232
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.

309
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,867
(laughing)

310
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,369
- Peace out, man.

311
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,106
- Well, can I at
least get your number?

312
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,374
Text you when I'm lonely?

313
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,109
- That's enough,
let's go, come on.

314
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,677
Leave them alone.

315
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,879
That's a big dog, it's okay.

316
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,383
(mellow electronic music)

317
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,593
- Are you the manager?

318
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,728
- No, I just play my
music here sometimes.

319
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,597
That's Duke, he's coming.

320
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,369
- Duke!

321
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,937
I'm Duke.

322
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:04,771
- Hi.

323
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,374
Does that guy come here often?

324
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,049
- Don't touch anything.

325
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,051
This is a campus radio station.

326
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,388
- Well, I'm Wrecka.

327
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,390
- And I'm Besse, hey.

328
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,993
- Hey, I'm Duke,
and you're late.

329
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:26,926
- Duke?

330
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,862
Like, dookie, like poop?

331
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,398
(laughing)

332
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,599
You're kidding, right?

333
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,433
It's a joke.

334
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,069
You're not kidding, no!

335
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,473
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.

336
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,075
Oh man, I can't believe
that, that's terrible.

337
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,310
Did your parents do that?

338
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,514
- You get the first
chore of the day.

339
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,149
"Pokemon GO."

340
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,650
I don't have time.

341
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,619
Catch 'em all.

342
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,453
- Okay.

343
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,456
I know you.

344
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,958
I serenaded you from
my parents' car.

345
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,193
Yeah.

346
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,795
* But then you shot
that plain-clothes cop *

347
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,364
* I heard a pop

348
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,165
- Look, chill.

349
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,801
Catching Pikachu
is so overrated.

350
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,638
I don't know how Ash
is still doing it.

351
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,340
- Well, I love "Pokemon GO."

352
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,342
- That so?

353
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,509
- Yep.

354
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,578
You don't think this is awesome?

355
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,713
- Can you just leave me alone?

356
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,950
- Well, I think we could
become great friends.

357
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,652
Maybe more, who knows.

358
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,155
A little crazy night one
night, you never know.

359
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,357
- There won't be more.

360
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,725
- Okay.

361
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,394
Well, I guess I
will just peace out

362
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,595
on my magic carpet then.

363
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,103
(mellow music)

364
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,454
* Tiny robot armies
taking over this town *

365
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,289
- Wrecka.

366
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,524
Wrecka?

367
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,394
Wrecka, wake up, Wrecka!

368
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,531
Ouch!

369
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,136
- I thought I told
you not to do that.

370
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,537
- Why are you
still in your room?

371
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,139
Are you skipping
class or something?

372
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,174
- Well, Chinny Chin's
keeping me company,

373
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,575
and she's all I really need.

374
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,044
- Meow.

375
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,415
- You need to join
a club or something.

376
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,784
Hey look, the imaginary
scuba team, try that!

377
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,754
- Um, I'm gonna be working
at the radio station.

378
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,689
- Ew, that place blows.

379
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,191
- Well, I like it.

380
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,227
- Why don't you try out for
the Musicats or something?

381
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,195
- Ew, no.

382
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,731
- Well, enjoy your lonely
college experience, then.

383
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,149
- What the heck, you liar!

384
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,517
Ow!

385
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,154
- Oh, sorry.

386
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,388
Natural reaction.

387
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,723
- Your voice is freaking
amazing, by the way.

388
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:11,758
You're auditioning.

389
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,059
- What are you even doing here?

390
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,794
- Oh, secret party room.

391
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,862
(upbeat dance music)

392
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,630
- It's a Mario party!

393
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,172
- Get out.

394
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,875
(sighing)

395
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,545
I'm trying to bathe, please.

396
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,047
- You were singing "Can't Ice
Tea" by Pinny King, right?

397
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,783
- You know Pinny King?

398
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,084
- I love Pinny King.

399
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,786
His music moves me.

400
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,988
- That's great, just great.

401
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,022
- Keep singing.

402
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,692
(playful music)

403
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,680
Step aside, Taylor Swift.

404
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,182
We are winning the
Grammy this year.

405
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,651
And I don't really care what
Kanye has to say about it.

406
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,420
- Uh, not with a capella.

407
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,323
- All right, peasants,
you will sing two verses

408
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,325
and one chorus from
"I Need Some Shampoo"

409
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,826
by the Pear Tree Family.

410
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,561
- All right, maggots, line up!

411
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,896
- Sorry, he's all jacked up on

412
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,266
caffeine and
steroids for finals.

413
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,868
Let's introduce you to
our judges, shall we?

414
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:33,873
We have Laundry Mat,
Tom Toddler, Barf A Lot,

415
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,577
and last but not
least, Thumper Rabbit.

416
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:41,214
* Thumper baby

417
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,316
* Thumper baby

418
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,951
- All right, stop.

419
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,886
Oh, Musicats!

420
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,787
Meow, meow!

421
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,358
What kinda lame girls you
got auditioning this year?

422
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,626
(laughing)

423
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,297
- Your mom, Thumper.

424
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,298
A ca shut up.

425
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,337
- Crap.

426
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,872
- All right, maggots, let's go!

427
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,173
- Chill.

428
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,975
I don't want you
to just sing it.

429
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,809
Sing it.

430
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,113
- So are we singing it or not?

431
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,616
- Let's have the first maggot!

432
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,257
(playful music)

433
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,800
(gasping)

434
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,168
(laughing)

435
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,003
- And now I disappear.

436
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,751
- All right, that's all, folks.

437
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,618
You can all go home.

438
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,653
Leave, please.

439
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,155
- Wait, there's someone else.

440
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,524
No, not you!

441
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,933
- I don't really have
anything prepared.

442
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,935
- It's okay, just sing.

443
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,617
(clapping)

444
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,657
(lively music)

445
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,096
- And new to the
group, we have Ashy.

446
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,132
Skinny Sally.

447
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:47,900
Dennis.

448
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,702
Jenny.

449
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:51,604
Silly.

450
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,873
Racy.

451
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,107
And Wrecka.

452
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,910
- Wrecka, turn around.

453
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,513
(ominous music)

454
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,722
- Have you seen my grandmother?

455
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,923
- No.

456
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,659
- The big bad wolf,
he's chasing me.

457
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,894
(wolf growling)

458
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,596
- We need to get out of here!

459
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,397
- No, we have initiation.

460
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,868
- Yeah, I'm outta here.

461
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,369
(screaming)

462
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,138
- Guys, this could be
the major sacrifice!

463
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,874
The acagods have spoken of this.

464
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,942
This may be the new tradition.

465
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,413
(screaming)

466
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,148
- Look who's in the dog pound.

467
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,950
(laughing)

468
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,386
- That's funny.
- No Kenji?

469
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,622
(shouting)

470
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,326
- Frickin' neighbors.

471
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:51,030
- All right, Musikittens,
raise your right paws.

472
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,166
- I, say your name.

473
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,135
- [All] I, say your name.

474
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,671
- No, I, whatever your name is.

475
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,807
- [All] I, whatever
your name is.

476
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,609
- No, let me show you.

477
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,111
(clock ticking)

478
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:09,882
So all of this bring
us back to your name.

479
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:11,851
Cool?

480
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,024
- [All] I. (all
saying their names)

481
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,459
I pledge allegiance to the flag

482
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,895
of the United States of America.

483
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,765
And to the Republic
for which it stands,

484
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:29,001
one nation, under
God, indivisible,

485
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,504
with liberty and
justice for all.

486
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,606
- And no conversing
with the Melodogs.

487
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:37,910
- [All] And no conversing
with the Melodogs.

488
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,047
- You are all
full-grown Musicats now.

489
00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,014
- We did it!

490
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:42,949
- We did it!

491
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,183
(gentle music)

492
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:48,788
* Summertime just comes
on once a year, boy *

493
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,191
* Doule Ls, double Ls

494
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:56,328
- Kitty litter, woo!

495
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,497
- What am I doing with me life?

496
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,399
- Are you nervous?

497
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,234
I can't believe they
let my skinny booty in.

498
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,537
- We're all skinny.

499
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,206
- Yeah, but if I turn
sideways, I disappear.

500
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,780
- Me too!

501
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,716
I can't believe they
let someone like me,

502
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,251
with my ugly figure and body.

503
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,220
- What, you look good, girl.

504
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,054
- Oh, stop.

505
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,857
(laughing)

506
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,292
- Wrecka, Wrecka!

507
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,130
Can't believe you're here.

508
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,967
Man, thought you'd still be
at the station with Duke.

509
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,938
Oh, no, but you're
a Musicat now.

510
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,741
I guess this is
where our story ends.

511
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,743
- And you're drunk.

512
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,011
- Nah.

513
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,713
- Where's your leash?

514
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:51,017
- Look, you and I both know
this dog can't be tamed.

515
00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,185
(howling)

516
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,323
- Hey.

517
00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,192
I am so happy we get to
share the same kitty litter.

518
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,594
- What does that even mean?

519
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,429
- I don't know.

520
00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:05,497
But I am really
sorry about Laundry.

521
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:08,801
She's been a little
salty since last year.

522
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,604
I mean, if you literally lick
her, she tastes like salt.

523
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,806
- Really?
- Yeah.

524
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:25,151
- So if I pass out later,
can you like, get me home?

525
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,086
- Yeah, I can do that.

526
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,392
- Okay, who would
win in a fight?

527
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,729
Sharknado or Luke Skywalker?

528
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:37,730
- Dude, Sharknado.

529
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:38,931
Sharks coming from--

530
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,399
- [Skinny Sally]
What's up, you two?

531
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,668
- Oh, hey, whoa.

532
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,237
- What are you
guys talking about?

533
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,272
- I got this.

534
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,007
- Woo, woo, woo!

535
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,308
Melodogs.

536
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,409
- Okay, seriously, go.

537
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,446
I know what you
must be thinking.

538
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,850
There's a lot of people that
wanna make out with him.

539
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,285
Don't believe me?

540
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,119
You wanna make out
with me, say hey!

541
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,887
- [Crowd] Hey!

542
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:06,258
- That was at least 12.

543
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,027
Say, say hey.

544
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,128
Hey, just say hey!

545
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,332
(dramatic music)

546
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,002
- [Kenji] How did
you end up here?

547
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,270
You didn't make it
into the Melodogs.

548
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,474
They could've at least
invited you to the party.

549
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,746
This won't be the last
time they see you.

550
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:29,548
Keep doing you.

551
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:39,491
- Oh man, who knew a
capella would be so cool?

552
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,895
- Yeah, it's not
like I'd rather be

553
00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,563
playing "Pokemon
GO" or anything.

554
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,397
- I mean.

555
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,170
I am in love with this girl!

556
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,605
- Really?

557
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:56,208
- I mean, uh, I'm in love
with a capella, yeah!

558
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,246
* I'm anticipating the beat
for every dance for eternity *

559
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,114
- All right, ladies.

560
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:04,050
Per our discussion last evening,

561
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,418
no one is to be mingling
with the Melodogs.

562
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,386
Is this understood?

563
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:09,856
- That's going to
be pretty hard.

564
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,623
They always come on to me.

565
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,760
- Racy, we will keep
them away with our claws

566
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,828
if we have to, okay?

567
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:18,931
- No worries here, I'm
pretty independent.

568
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:23,302
- No one has been
Melodogged, correct?

569
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,872
(quirky music)

570
00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,110
Give me your ears.

571
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:36,115
- But he asked me if I wanted
to go to the dog pound.

572
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,885
And I didn't know.

573
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,288
- Hand 'em over.

574
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,190
- I did, I didn't know.

575
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,162
- Thank you.

576
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:50,997
Goodbye.

577
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,375
(groaning)

578
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,978
- Geez, trainwreck.

579
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,014
- Wrecka, this is war.

580
00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:09,415
We don't need sarcastic comments

581
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,017
coming from the peanut gallery.

582
00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,084
- Oh, calm down, Laundry,
otherwise you're gonna

583
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,085
fog up the stage again.

584
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,921
- Wait, what happened?

585
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,890
Never mind, I found
it on YouTube.

586
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,461
- Girls, we really
need to rehearse.

587
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,963
- Okay, yeah, I know.

588
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:26,532
Come on, let's rehearse.

589
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:29,368
(energetic music)

590
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,805
* Hey, have you seen us lately

591
00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,974
* Calling the shots even
with an injured roster *

592
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,043
* Time to know, it's
time to believe *

593
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,278
* That the time is now that
we're gonna make 'em bleed *

594
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,413
* Top shelf is always open

595
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:42,481
* That's the place
where Kesler rocks *

596
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,715
* The water bottle floatin'

597
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,684
* Daniel and Henrik are
always causing pain *

598
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:48,054
* With a tape to tape pass
that'll mesmerize your brain *

599
00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,089
* Burrows flying at you
with a hit as clean *

600
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,391
* As Mrs. Cleaver from that
show "Leave it to Beaver" *

601
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:55,027
* Luongo's glove hand stick
side pads are double stacked *

602
00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,163
* Gives the opposition
a scoring heart attack *

603
00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:01,167
* We are the ones who will
drink from Stanley's cup *

604
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:05,537
* C-A-N-U-C-K, C-A-N-U-C-K

605
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,140
* C-A-N-U-C-K

606
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,209
- Okay, that's enough.

607
00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:11,810
I've decided to bring someone in

608
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,980
to help you get your solo down.

609
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,289
- Let's pick it up
from "Auld Lang Syne."

610
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,124
Wrecka, just do what you can.

611
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,393
Here we go, five six seven.

612
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,963
* Would auld acquaintance

613
00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:32,464
- A little trouble there, okay?

614
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,633
Here we go, five six seven.

615
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,537
* Would auld acquaintance

616
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,339
- It's "should", okay?

617
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,010
Here we go, five six seven.

618
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,046
* Should auld acquaintance

619
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:52,018
- It's "auld", should auld
acquaintance be forgot.

620
00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,887
Here we go, five six seven.

621
00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:58,757
* Should auld acquaintance

622
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,259
- Not quite my pitch.

623
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,393
It's all good, no worries.

624
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,294
Here we go, ready?

625
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,397
Ready, here we go.

626
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,798
Five six seven.

627
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:11,803
* Should auld
acquaintance be forgot *

628
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:16,175
* And never brought to mind

629
00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:27,053
- Why do you suppose I threw
a chair at your head, Wrecka?

630
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,288
- Uh, I'm not sure.

631
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,456
- Yes you are.

632
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:34,193
- The, the pitch?

633
00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:37,263
- Were you on pitch,
or were you off pitch?

634
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,131
- I, I don't know.

635
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,832
- Start singing!

636
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:43,802
* Should auld acquaintance

637
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:44,836
- Stop!

638
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,007
How dare you sabotage my band!

639
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:52,111
(distant percussion music)

640
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,712
Forget this.

641
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,581
I'm going back to jazz.

642
00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,751
- Yeah, no one knows
that song anyway.

643
00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,998
(playful music)

644
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:34,686
- Um.

645
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,123
Hi?

646
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,324
- Hey.

647
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:39,725
I just saw you sitting
here by yourself,

648
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,028
and so I thought I'd
turn it into a date.

649
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,695
- This isn't a date.

650
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,331
- Well, okay.

651
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:51,403
We have "Cup," "Fun
Dog Trillionaire,"

652
00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:57,309
"The Brunch Club,"
"Stocky," and "Tar Wars."

653
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,012
These movies have
some of the best

654
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:02,514
musical elements of all time,
which is what I wanna do.

655
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:03,782
- Score movies?

656
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:07,086
- No, silly, I wanna
be a mime in films.

657
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:07,919
You know.

658
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:20,132
I mean, it's niche, but I
think I can succeed at it.

659
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,169
- Your girlfriend
must be ecstatic.

660
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,504
- Nope, no girlfriend here.

661
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,672
Unfortunately.

662
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,509
- So are you gonna make me
watch all these terrible movies?

663
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,977
- You don't like
watching movies?

664
00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,512
- No, not really.

665
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,780
- What?

666
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,316
Well, then we've gotta
start with "Tar Wars."

667
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,217
It's a classic.

668
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,759
(clock ticking)

669
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,928
(lasers blasting)

670
00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:51,130
This is the best part.

671
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,034
- Wow, this is really extreme.

672
00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:58,937
- Yeah, I thought we'd
get in a little movie time

673
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,939
before the riff-off tonight.

674
00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,141
- The what?

675
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,375
- Welcome to the
riff-off, everybody!

676
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,211
(cheering)

677
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,146
We are here to
watch the Melodogs

678
00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:09,848
take yet another crown
at the great riff-off,

679
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:13,018
while the Musicats
clean up their litter.

680
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,455
No, Pentatonix is not
competing this year,

681
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,023
as we know they would kill it.

682
00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,992
Am I right, right, yeah!

683
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,294
All right, ready!

684
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,796
The first rule of a capella.

685
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,065
Never talk about the riff-off.

686
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,500
There really aren't
that many rules,

687
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,170
but if you screw up, you
will get shot in the kneecap,

688
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,605
so just keep that in mind,
the stakes are pretty high.

689
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,874
Greg over here will be taking
care of that, say hi, Greg.

690
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:36,975
- Hi!
(gun firing)

691
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,277
- [All] Hi, Greg!

692
00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,012
- All right, now, if
you suck, you are...

693
00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:43,215
- [All] (clapping) Knee shot!

694
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,650
- Very good, everybody.

695
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,653
Last year's IBWMC champions,
come spin the bottle.

696
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,121
(cheering)

697
00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,856
- Melodogs, Melodogs!

698
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:55,527
- Rabies!

699
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,932
(playful music)

700
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:36,101
* Darling, darling
can't ice tea *

701
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,603
- [All] Knee shot!

702
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,772
(screaming)

703
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,941
(sobbing)

704
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,412
- Wait, so any song, as long
as it's in the category?

705
00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:47,713
- Go get 'em.

706
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:48,847
- Dank.

707
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,048
- Cartoon theme songs!

708
00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:55,020
* I'm singing for my dad

709
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,389
* Who didn't know I was born

710
00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,658
* I love you, I love you

711
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:00,726
- I don't know what
you're doing, but you're--

712
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,028
- [All] (clapping) Knee-shot!

713
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:03,929
- Yeah!

714
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,331
(groaning)

715
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,666
- All right, only
two teams left!

716
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,467
Let's do this!

717
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,635
- You people are sick!

718
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:11,503
- Songs about chicks!

719
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,205
- All right, I've got this.

720
00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,308
(lighthearted music)

721
00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:29,688
(record scratching)

722
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,358
(playful music)

723
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,806
- You're so sad.

724
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,975
Unfortunately, I just
don't like Justin Bieber,

725
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,577
so you're disqualified.

726
00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:52,678
- What?

727
00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:53,779
- You are--

728
00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:57,683
- [All] (clapping) Knee shot!

729
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,918
(cheering)

730
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,491
- Melodogs, Melodogs,
Melodogs, Melodogs!

731
00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:08,894
- Oh, I should've flushed
that Ted down the toilet.

732
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,262
- Oh, freak, this hurts.

733
00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,563
- Chill out, Wrecka.

734
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,799
We lost, that's what
really matters here.

735
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,267
- Well, I got shot
in the knee for it,

736
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,735
that should count for something.

737
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,970
- Paws in, on my count?

738
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,873
- What number?
- Three, five?

739
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,174
- It's definitely three.

740
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,075
- It doesn't matter!

741
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,043
One, two.

742
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,346
Meow.

743
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,880
- Milkshakes!

744
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,619
- [Melodogs]
Milkshakes, milkshakes,
milkshakes, milkshakes!

745
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,722
- So really, what I do
is, I rewrite the lyrics

746
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,223
to whatever I want them to be.

747
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:41,026
And I know a lot of
people call that parody,

748
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:44,262
but I call it artistic use
of prewritten material.

749
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,001
And this is me screaming.

750
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,439
(screaming)

751
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,140
- Wow, that's something.

752
00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:01,713
So, we're going to watch
this movie tonight.

753
00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:04,350
It's literally going
to change your life.

754
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,751
(sighing)

755
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,685
- Fine.

756
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,019
I guess I'll give it a chance.

757
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:08,854
- Shh.

758
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:12,257
"The Brunch Club", 1985.

759
00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:15,361
This final song here at
the end made every woman

760
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:18,364
in the '80s pass out
for three days straight.

761
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:21,800
It's so happy, yet so sad.

762
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,002
It even has the same
effect sometimes today.

763
00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,236
- Is that so?

764
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:26,905
- Yeah, watch.

765
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:30,241
(mellow synthpop music)

766
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,849
It's pretty crazy that
it doesn't affect you.

767
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,386
- Well, I guess I'm immune.

768
00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:41,487
- I guess so.

769
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,690
This is the best part.

770
00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:49,528
Yeah!

771
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:51,997
Wrecka, Wrecka!

772
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,133
One, two, three!

773
00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,371
Wrecka!

774
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,139
One, two, three, four!

775
00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:09,247
This is the best part.

776
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:18,624
(quirky music)

777
00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:20,526
- Sometimes, I nap under there.

778
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:24,596
- I'm gonna go.

779
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,671
* What comes next

780
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,940
* Rhyme after rhyme

781
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:37,709
- Cloney, Cloney, what is
going on with your voice?

782
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,644
Come on.

783
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:39,377
- Remember the scene we cut?

784
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,846
I've got nodes.

785
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:43,214
- Yeah, I know, I read the
script, but who is gonna solo?

786
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,182
- Why not Wrecka solo?

787
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,283
- Ooh, totes mcgotes.

788
00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,685
- No, look at her.

789
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:49,020
She's a wreck, her name
is literally Wrecka.

790
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,489
- Wrecka should solo.

791
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:51,790
- Wrecka would murder that solo.

792
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,291
She took the knee shot.

793
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,226
- Yeah, you did!
- You really should.

794
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,262
- Okay, I'll do it.

795
00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,798
As long as we do one
of my arrangements.

796
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:00,999
- Um, no.

797
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:01,900
- Um, why not?

798
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,401
- Um, shut up.

799
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,037
We're doing "Rhyme after
Rhyme," and that's it.

800
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:08,607
- Um, that sucks,
and you know it.

801
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,008
Right, Greg?

802
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,811
- Yeah, that's right, Wrecka!

803
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,013
- Listen, Wrecka,
my ultimate goal

804
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,515
is to take over the world.

805
00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:19,217
My short-term goal is to
get back into the finals,

806
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,351
and your little YouTube material

807
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,320
is not gonna do that for us.

808
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,155
- I have three
million subscribers.

809
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,323
They would disagree.

810
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:26,558
- Ha, I don't care.

811
00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:27,926
Here's what's gonna happen.

812
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,428
Skinny Sally, you're
going to solo.

813
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,764
- Oh, ripper, all right.

814
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,836
(a capella singing)

815
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,021
- The Ghostapellas
once again prove

816
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,222
they are a mystery.

817
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,490
- They sure do.

818
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,794
- A capella turned into a
supernatural event, who knew?

819
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,796
- Look at that one.

820
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,032
I think he's a real ghost.

821
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,067
- Call Sam and Dean then.

822
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:12,604
No skill, I could do
that if I wanted to.

823
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,339
- At least it's unique.

824
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,708
- Okay, girls, paws in.

825
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:20,779
Now remember, one, two, three.

826
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,948
(meowing)

827
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,824
(playful music)

828
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,596
- You know, Stale, as cute as
those kittens are down there,

829
00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:40,866
I still think it oughta
be you out there instead.

830
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:43,735
- You're crossing
some boundaries, Swan.

831
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:46,237
I for one think they look
pretty good this year.

832
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:48,206
They must've changed
their litter.

833
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,708
(chuckling)

834
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:50,976
- Well, let's hope they
don't have another incident

835
00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:53,779
like last year, that
was a catastrophe.

836
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,914
- Absolutely.

837
00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:58,884
In fact, everyone down
front has a mask on

838
00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,418
in preparation for the worst.

839
00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:04,255
So far we're good, but
this song is far from over.

840
00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,095
- Come on, yes!

841
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:10,929
Yes!

842
00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:15,734
Prepare for another disaster.

843
00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,806
- Laundry sounds pretty good.

844
00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:23,041
- Say that again, I
will chop your ears off.

845
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,280
(cheering)

846
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:34,052
- [Swan] They always
come out with a bang.

847
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,520
- They always do, Swan.

848
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,355
You might want to take
some notes from them

849
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,456
if you want my heart.

850
00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:39,891
- Ooh.

851
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,160
(laughing)

852
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:47,599
- I don't know, I
just really hope

853
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,434
she's okay, you know, guys?

854
00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:50,736
- Wrecka!

855
00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:52,971
I totally saw them drag
you off after the show!

856
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,205
- Yeah, how was prison?

857
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:55,807
- It was fine.

858
00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,643
What are you guys doing here?

859
00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:59,310
- We had to come
support you, duh.

860
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,982
- I'm trying to nap,
and they won't leave.

861
00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:08,386
- I would just like to say that
we almost got cut up there.

862
00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:09,955
They really wanted the
Ghostapellas to win,

863
00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:12,223
especially after that
supernatural stunt.

864
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,192
- Well, maybe we should do a
different arrangement then.

865
00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:16,962
- No, we'll do the same
arrangement we've always done,

866
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:18,329
because I'm the big girl here

867
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,666
and everyone does what I say.

868
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:21,767
- What do you think, Greg?

869
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,368
- Do a different arrangement!

870
00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:24,335
- See?

871
00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:25,804
- No, and that's final!

872
00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:27,605
- Do you see all these speakers?

873
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:28,707
They would disagree with you.

874
00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,441
- No, we're not doing that!

875
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,612
- Yes we are.

876
00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:36,882
- Pillow fight!

877
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:39,951
(gentle piano music)

878
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:05,343
(mellow electronic music)

879
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,645
- You're playing my song,
you're playing my song!

880
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,547
You're finally playing it.

881
00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:12,550
- Tight beats.

882
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,420
- I've always thought
her beats were tight.

883
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,122
- I mean, it's a killer track.

884
00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,724
It already killed my buddy Paco.

885
00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:23,461
- Well, I knew it was good, so.

886
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:26,898
- Are you a Musicat?

887
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,836
- Uh, yeah.

888
00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:31,803
I needed a club.

889
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,505
- As long as you don't start

890
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,308
spitting up
hairballs, we're fine.

891
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,544
- She'll just scratch
your heart out, is all.

892
00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:41,780
See you tonight.

893
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:44,916
- Tight burn, man.

894
00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:48,319
Sorry.

895
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,157
- I could eat these
salads every day.

896
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,759
- You do.

897
00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:55,393
Jinx.

898
00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,162
Double jinx.

899
00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:58,730
Knock on wood.

900
00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,131
Holy poop!

901
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,667
Call Guinness, frick!

902
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:06,071
That's my line, stop
reading my script!

903
00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:08,039
- Hey, who's driving the van?

904
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,207
- Cruise control.

905
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:13,111
- Oh, salad slap, boom!

906
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:18,583
- Hey!

907
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,285
Can I catch a ride
with you guys?

908
00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:22,553
You know, I'd take my
car, but I don't have one.

909
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,724
- Kenji, I think it's
only for the Melodogs.

910
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,094
- Of course you can!

911
00:45:29,094 --> 00:45:32,297
I know exactly where
we can put you.

912
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,633
(screaming)

913
00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:37,903
(coughing)

914
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,582
- Oh, guys, it's the Musicats!

915
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,288
- Oh, Skinny Sally!

916
00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:01,159
Shouldn't you be leafing soon?

917
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:03,761
Lettuce throw, lettuce throw!

918
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,264
(laughing)

919
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,098
Bye!

920
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,236
- What happened?

921
00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:13,604
- They just tossed
and threw salad at me.

922
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:14,973
- Oh god, can you clean it up?

923
00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:16,474
It's nasty!

924
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,710
- I might save some for
later, but let's just go.

925
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:20,912
Let's just go.

926
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:31,389
- Um, let me get that for you.

927
00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:32,323
- What, what is it?

928
00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,727
- Geez, it's really in there.

929
00:47:05,891 --> 00:47:07,558
- [Cloney] Sally, what's wrong?

930
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:11,629
- Uh, looks like
we're out of gas.

931
00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:13,131
- I thought you filled up.

932
00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:14,599
- Well, that was before
I got slammed with salad.

933
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:16,634
- Oh, WTF, you guys!

934
00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:18,503
How are we gonna get there now?

935
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:19,905
Somebody wake up Laundry.

936
00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:26,077
- Well, we could call.

937
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,379
(groaning)

938
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:31,649
- Musicats, how is it
that we all ended up

939
00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:34,285
crammed together in this van?

940
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:35,186
Oh!

941
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,655
You okay?

942
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,590
I thought cats always
landed on their feet.

943
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,893
(laughing)

944
00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:43,895
Oh, I know how we all ended up

945
00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:45,296
crammed together in this van!

946
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:48,299
The kindness of
my own heart, mm.

947
00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,603
- I would take your heart,
put it in a sandwich,

948
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:54,072
and eat it, if I could.

949
00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:57,642
- Oh, you are a
gem, like always.

950
00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,610
But now it's time to
tell a little secret

951
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,679
about Skinny Sally over here.

952
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,481
(blowing kazoo)

953
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,083
(singing note)

954
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:08,486
* I have all your
weight loss photos *

955
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:13,491
* I will murder you
if you do anything *

956
00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:14,859
- Long story.

957
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,466
- I blew up the
Golden Gate Bridge.

958
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,407
- Five minutes, Musicats.

959
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,719
- Guys, we don't
even have to sing.

960
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,955
- All right, ladies, we
just have to beat the group

961
00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:46,024
that's on right now.

962
00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:47,325
We can do this.

963
00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:51,496
Wrecka, no pillow
fights or surprises.

964
00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:52,330
Let's go.

965
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,501
- [Stale] Wow, I think
I'm gonna go snatch

966
00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:58,303
that little guy for a date.

967
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:02,140
- [Swan] Oh, now, Stale, you
know the five to seven rule.

968
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:03,641
- [Stale] Which is?

969
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,710
- Underage relationships will
get you five to seven years

970
00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:07,578
in the penitentiary.

971
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:10,381
- Oh, Swan, you are a joker.

972
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,083
Now, here come the Musicats.

973
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,752
Let's see what they do
with their claws tonight.

974
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,454
(Swan meowing)

975
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,124
(playful music)

976
00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,000
I thought they would've
gotten the hint

977
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,736
about this arrangement,
but here we are.

978
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:34,639
- It's an exact repeat of
their last performance.

979
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,541
It's like they
reused the footage.

980
00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:38,776
(laughing)

981
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,631
- Whoa, what's happening?

982
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:02,033
Wake up, Swan!

983
00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,001
- Oh, this just got interesting!

984
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,604
(lively music)

985
00:50:24,289 --> 00:50:25,856
(gasping)

986
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,227
Oh, and boom goes the dynamite!

987
00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,629
- It was, in fact,
too good to be true.

988
00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:35,233
I'm sure there's a catfight
waiting to be had backstage.

989
00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:39,737
(growling)
(hissing)

990
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,174
- What the crap on
a cracker, Wrecka?

991
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:44,809
- They fricking loved
that song change.

992
00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:46,411
- Yeah, until I
fell off the stage.

993
00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:48,713
- I can't help it you don't
know how to walk in heels.

994
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:52,150
- It is not your job
to pick the songs.

995
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:54,319
I'm the big girl
here, that's my job.

996
00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,022
- Skinny Sally?

997
00:50:58,022 --> 00:51:01,226
- I mean, I always
think you're very sexy,

998
00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,394
so it's all good here.

999
00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:06,697
- You are not a Musicat, at all.

1000
00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,699
- Laundry, stop!
- No, Cloney.

1001
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,036
It's okay, we all know we have
Hitler as our leader here.

1002
00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:12,970
- Nein!

1003
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,239
(speaking foreign language)

1004
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,440
- Gee, Laundry, calm down.

1005
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,408
I'm sure Wrecka had
good intentions.

1006
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:20,511
- Geez, you are always
so handsome and so sexy,

1007
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:22,213
but always so annoying.

1008
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:23,781
Are you stalking me?

1009
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,983
- Well, actually, it's a new
app called Where's Wrecka,

1010
00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:27,618
yeah, but whatever.

1011
00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:35,293
- I don't need this,
and I don't need you.

1012
00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,828
I was forced into this
by extreme tickling.

1013
00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:38,629
I'm outta here.

1014
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:42,767
- Are you happy meow?

1015
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,978
(dramatic music)

1016
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,717
(giggling)

1017
00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,019
(farting)

1018
00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:37,522
- Well, girls, it looks like
we made the finals after all.

1019
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,057
I guess that four-leaf
clover really worked.

1020
00:52:40,057 --> 00:52:42,026
- Did you get a pot of gold too?

1021
00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:44,795
- No, but this leprechaun
won't leave me alone.

1022
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:48,833
- Well, I texted Wrecka.
- What?

1023
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,101
- I think you overreacted
and owe her an apology.

1024
00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:52,737
- I'm not acapologizing.

1025
00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:54,004
She's not the leader here.

1026
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,706
- Yeah, well, you're
not always right.

1027
00:52:58,075 --> 00:53:01,312
- So what do we do now?

1028
00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:02,347
- We do it my way.

1029
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:07,151
(knocking)

1030
00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:09,554
(soft music)

1031
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,793
- Besse, I know you're in there.

1032
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:17,662
I can smell the
popcorn from here.

1033
00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:22,733
Besse, come on.

1034
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:23,668
Come talk to me.

1035
00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:34,645
Um.

1036
00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:43,321
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

1037
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,623
I've just been so
irritated recently.

1038
00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:46,957
- Yeah, I know.

1039
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,059
You've had quite a
stick up your butt.

1040
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:49,894
- Wait, really?

1041
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,896
- Yeah, look.

1042
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,264
(popping)

1043
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,699
See?

1044
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:57,335
- Wow, that's much better.

1045
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,071
- I don't care, you've
still been a major jerk.

1046
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,373
You won't let anyone
get close enough to you

1047
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,974
to have any feelings.

1048
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:04,875
- That's not true.

1049
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:14,752
- Look, I'm done with
whatever this is, so.

1050
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,220
- Besse--
- No, sorry.

1051
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:25,663
- You know, they say that
Captain America is my dad.

1052
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,467
- Melodogs, listen up!

1053
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:30,935
- We already heard
about the Musicats.

1054
00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:33,704
- No, I got bigger news
than their hairballs, okay?

1055
00:54:33,704 --> 00:54:34,705
(laughing)

1056
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,040
I'm moving to L.A.!

1057
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,708
They're doing a
knockoff of "Hamilton,"

1058
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,243
but with an all-white cast.

1059
00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:41,979
Saw one of our performances,
thought I'd be perfect.

1060
00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,749
- Okay, but we need you
for the finals, man.

1061
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,950
We need you, I--

1062
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,117
- Shh shh shh.

1063
00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:52,122
Sorry, Melopups,
but this hound dog

1064
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,459
has got a new bone to chase.

1065
00:54:55,926 --> 00:54:57,528
I bet you didn't
know I had these.

1066
00:54:57,528 --> 00:55:00,164
- Um, those, those are mine.

1067
00:55:00,164 --> 00:55:01,866
Don't leave, dude, come on!

1068
00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:03,434
Those were mine, you're my bro!

1069
00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:09,306
(gasping)

1070
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,576
- Take that, Delta Pi!

1071
00:55:11,576 --> 00:55:13,043
No more pranks in my yard!

1072
00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:14,945
- Yeah, babe, show
'em how to take it!

1073
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:16,847
- I thought Zac Efron taught you

1074
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,449
not to mess with college dudes.

1075
00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:21,652
(groaning)

1076
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:25,856
- Sorry, little dovey.

1077
00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:29,994
I didn't do this
to you on purpose.

1078
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,195
I don't hate you.

1079
00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:36,066
- Thumper dropped out, so
there's a spot if you want it.

1080
00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:38,836
(dramatic music)

1081
00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,408
Hey, hey, calm down.

1082
00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,342
This is a good thing, hey.

1083
00:55:46,411 --> 00:55:48,646
Look, this is your time.

1084
00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:49,780
It's your time to shine.

1085
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,550
Just don't do
anything weird, okay?

1086
00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:53,784
- Okay, but I don't
know the difference

1087
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:55,686
between normal and weird.

1088
00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:01,291
- Okay.

1089
00:56:03,661 --> 00:56:05,863
- What is going on, kittens?

1090
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,498
Cloney, it sounds like
you've been smoking a cigar

1091
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:09,734
every morning before breakfast.

1092
00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:11,736
- I have.

1093
00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:14,238
- [Laundry] Racy, your dancing
has never gotten better.

1094
00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:16,774
Sally, you won't quit
eating during rehearsal.

1095
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,309
- Look, I got my
appetite back, okay?

1096
00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,111
- And this one must be a mute.

1097
00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:23,280
I'm not really sure why she
hasn't talked the whole movie.

1098
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,515
- I asked the writers
the same thing.

1099
00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,784
They didn't have an answer.

1100
00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:27,985
- I'm texting Wrecka too.

1101
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:28,986
- You should do it, Dennis.

1102
00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,556
- No, I don't want her here!

1103
00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:32,823
- Whoa.

1104
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:33,758
- Why do we have to
conform to all these

1105
00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:36,160
old versions of our group?

1106
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,629
- Yeah, let's just be us.

1107
00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:39,597
- Ditto.

1108
00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,098
- You guys think I'm a jerk.

1109
00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:43,434
I'm the jerk, I'm the freak
obsessed with winning.

1110
00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:46,504
- Laundry, you are
too controlling,
and it's ruining us.

1111
00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:48,839
- I can be cool if I want to.

1112
00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,907
I can let go.

1113
00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,244
- What is she doing?

1114
00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,313
- I think she's gonna fart.

1115
00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:58,015
- Oh, here it comes.

1116
00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:00,184
(farting)

1117
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,154
(groaning)

1118
00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,928
- You're unbalanced.

1119
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,263
- You know it's
not my fault, okay?

1120
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,533
(shouting)

1121
00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:26,844
- Guys!

1122
00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:27,745
Stop!

1123
00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:29,714
What are you guys doing?

1124
00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:32,182
- Nothing, this is a
Musicats rehearsal.

1125
00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:34,351
- I know.

1126
00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:36,220
Look.

1127
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,990
I just came to say I'm sorry.

1128
00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:46,396
I was a bit of an acabutt,
and I wanna be a part of this.

1129
00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:55,806
- Wait.

1130
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,007
- Oh my gosh.

1131
00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:57,942
That was awkward.

1132
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:02,046
- My dad was really
rough with me as a child.

1133
00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,413
He used to beat me, you know.

1134
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,348
(gasping)

1135
00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:05,883
But just in "Mario Kart."

1136
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,485
But he would spank me too.

1137
00:58:09,854 --> 00:58:10,955
In "Mario Party."

1138
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,492
Sometimes I would get
burned if I didn't do right.

1139
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,494
Because I forgot to
put on sunscreen.

1140
00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:21,999
What I'm trying to say
is, I know I've been mean.

1141
00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,102
- I get it.

1142
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:27,204
- I shouldn't have
been that way.

1143
00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:28,539
And Cloney's been
blowing down my back

1144
00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:29,974
about it the whole time.

1145
00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,441
- I don't know if you realize.

1146
00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:33,077
(sobbing)

1147
00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:36,080
Sometimes I just
cry uncontrollably.

1148
00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:38,916
- Um.

1149
00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:42,019
Hadn't noticed just yet.

1150
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,991
But this is good.

1151
00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:48,993
Someone else wanna share?

1152
00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:52,062
- Uh, I guess I'll go first.

1153
00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:56,033
I'm a virgin.

1154
00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,068
There, I said it.

1155
00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:01,371
- Well, I'm proud of you, Racy.

1156
00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,875
But this is good,
let's keep it going.

1157
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:06,711
- Okay.

1158
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:12,683
For the past two years, I've
been hitting opium pretty hard.

1159
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,885
- [All] What?

1160
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,954
- I didn't actually blow
up the Golden Gate Bridge.

1161
00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,091
- Okay, guess I'll go.

1162
00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:26,430
I was nominated for
a Tony when I was 12.

1163
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:28,833
(applauding)

1164
00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:33,604
- I haven't washed
my clothes in years.

1165
00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:34,872
- What?

1166
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:36,841
- That's how I got
the name Laundry.

1167
00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:38,676
I never did it.

1168
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,746
- Oh, honey, we can
help you with that.

1169
00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:45,650
- Skinny Sally?

1170
00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:47,484
- Let's see.

1171
00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:51,188
I murdered like three
people in high school

1172
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:52,356
and I never got caught.

1173
00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:56,493
Like, never.

1174
00:59:58,696 --> 00:59:59,897
- Well, Wrecka.

1175
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,433
I guess you'll be leading
us to victory now.

1176
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,435
- Okay.

1177
01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:08,538
But somewhere else.

1178
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:18,248
Okay, Laundry, pick a song.

1179
01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:21,485
- Omi, Nosebleeder.

1180
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,221
- All right, we can do this.

1181
01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:26,356
Let's see.

1182
01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:30,427
(energetic music)

1183
01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:40,938
- Paws in, ladies?

1184
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,675
One, two.

1185
01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:46,677
(meowing)

1186
01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:48,045
- What was that?

1187
01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:49,914
- I guess I haven't
tried to go that low

1188
01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:51,448
with the new throat yet.

1189
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:53,383
- Hey, with the man throat,
you could hit the bass notes!

1190
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:55,786
- Yeah, she's all
about that bass now!

1191
01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:57,722
- Thanks, Greg!

1192
01:00:57,722 --> 01:00:59,423
- Oh, and by the way, I
learned how to beatbox

1193
01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:00,825
over spring break.

1194
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,492
- Sweet.

1195
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:03,293
- Great.

1196
01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:07,932
- Yes.

1197
01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,605
- [Swan] Welcome to
the 2016 International

1198
01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:17,942
Beats with Mouth Competition.

1199
01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:21,011
- [Stale] This is the Stinkin
Center, where all aca groups

1200
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,646
come to win it all.

1201
01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,749
Let's hope there's
not another fart fest.

1202
01:01:24,749 --> 01:01:27,384
- You've never been
more right, Stale.

1203
01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:29,754
- Good luck.

1204
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:37,594
(playful music)

1205
01:01:40,965 --> 01:01:44,434
All right, guys, we
suck, but in a good way.

1206
01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,070
(laughing)

1207
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:48,038
- Okay, let's go do this.

1208
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,415
- Well, would ya look at that?

1209
01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:00,450
They've got my attention now.

1210
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,152
Sorry, Stale.

1211
01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,855
- No apology necessary, Swan.

1212
01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:07,524
(hip-hop music)

1213
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:20,004
- Well, Stale, it looks like
my crush on you is over.

1214
01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:22,539
I'll be getting some
numbers after the show.

1215
01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:26,243
- That's a lot of five to
seven, Swan, but go right ahead.

1216
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:36,053
(cheering)

1217
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,925
- What a great ending
to a great year!

1218
01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:43,160
- Cheers to them.
- Amazing.

1219
01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:50,567
- Aca-yes!

1220
01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:10,888
- That's the new best
ending to any movie.

1221
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,332
* I'm coming straight
out the end like *

1222
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:25,903
* Know what I'm sayin',
know what I'm sayin' *

1223
01:03:25,903 --> 01:03:28,305
- Scene 65, take five.

1224
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,639
- [Cloney] All
right, Melokittens.

1225
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,843
- Musikittens.
- Oh, Melokittens.

1226
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:34,478
Melanoma?

1227
01:03:34,478 --> 01:03:37,481
(breathing heavily)

1228
01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:40,717
(laughing)

1229
01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:43,053
- What are you doing?
- What?

1230
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,425
- Whoa, wake up, Swan, look!

1231
01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:51,962
- Oh, well, now something's
interesting going on.

1232
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,631
Wow, that's just like,
not even English.

1233
01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:56,766
- Because I messed it up.

1234
01:03:56,766 --> 01:03:59,369
(laughing) Okay,
go back to sleep.

1235
01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:00,871
- You've had quite a
stick up your butt.

1236
01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:01,872
- Wait, really?

1237
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:02,706
- Yeah.

1238
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,242
That's not it.

1239
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,511
(laughing)

1240
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:10,881
I grabbed the frickin' lock.

1241
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:20,891
* Get the home
with the best rap *

1242
01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:21,892
* 40 P, Shorty C, Soward Beach

1243
01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:22,993
- Thanks, Tyler.

1244
01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:24,561
(laughing)

1245
01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:26,696
- His name is Greg!
- Whatever!

1246
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:27,898
- Sounds like you've
been smoking a cigar

1247
01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:29,499
every morning before breakfast.

1248
01:04:31,835 --> 01:04:33,437
Okay, sorry, I have to.

1249
01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:34,939
(laughing)

1250
01:04:34,939 --> 01:04:38,008
- I'm having a hard time
doing the deep voice.

1251
01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:41,111
- Hey, with the man voice,
man throat, and voice,

1252
01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,480
you can do the bass notes!

1253
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,183
(cheering)

1254
01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:47,517
Woo.

1255
01:04:47,517 --> 01:04:50,120
* Fried chicken and fries

1256
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,056
* So I make a naked cheese,
had the pickles and pies *

1257
01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:54,124
* Diddy bop, magnificence
tried, hard-headed *

1258
01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:56,760
* I'll never put my
difference aside, uh *

1259
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,596
* We're full of high school
dropouts and college grads *

1260
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:02,132
* Beats channel drive
hillside out the Hollis Ave *

1261
01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:04,234
* Been getting all the
truth like a polygraph *

1262
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,970
* I be J2 double representing

1263
01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:07,671
* Don't you make up

1264
01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,806
* I salute 'em when I see
'em from the 40 side blocks *

1265
01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:12,342
* To the Ava Coliseum,
go Queens Bridge *

1266
01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:13,843
* Get the home of the best rap

1267
01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:16,780
* Jackson Heights,
Elmhurst, Ozone, LeFrak *

1268
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,682
* And I got to say peace

1269
01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:21,485
* To all my family living
out in Rockaway Beach *

1270
01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:22,953
* Astoria to Flushing

1271
01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:24,621
* Every day fresh and so clean

1272
01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:26,690
* We represent Queens now, man

1273
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:27,958
* Go south side

1274
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,526
* Through America
we're in there *

1275
01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:30,794
* From the sinning to
the women everyday *

1276
01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:32,029
* You know we're winning

1277
01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:34,131
* Go Bayside, get a
home with the best rap *

1278
01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:37,201
* 40 P, Shorty C, Soward
Beach, real deep *

1279
01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:38,868
* And I gotta say peace

1280
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,605
* To all my people living
in Corona, no beef *

1281
01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:44,808
* Laurelton to Briarwood,
every day fresh and so clean *

1282
01:05:44,808 --> 01:05:49,046
* We representing
Queens now, man *




